Libby: I scared of the dark.
Me: You don't have to be scared. Who's always with you, even in the dark?
Libby: Santa!
*************************************************************************At the sink brushing teeth...
Steve: Adam, you have to make sure you brush all of your teeth. You don't want to get cavities. They will have to drill your teeth to get the bad stuff out and put ugly silver in to fill the holes.
Adam: Yeah, but how do people get GOLD teeth? (Where this kid has seen gold teeth I have no idea.)
Later, during bedtime prayers...
Steve: Adam, is there anything you want to pray for?
Adam: A gold tooth!
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