Welcome to Andrew's Academy of the Armpit Arts. Here at AAAA, we strive to instill kulture and klass in our students. Oh, and skillz. We want our students to have mad skillz.
Feel free to stop by the Academy anytime to sit in on a master class in the Armpit Arts. Bask in the glorious music of the Alphabet Song played on the armpit. (Believe us, you've never heard the ABC song like this before!) Sit under the tutelage of Master Andrew himself as he teaches his signature class, "Communicating With Parental Figures Via Armpit Sounds: Voices Are For Chumps."
We encourage our students to use the skillz they learn here at AAAA beyond the classroom walls. Visitors are invited to ride along for our special Kultured Karpool Friday Recital Series. It's the most unusual chamber music -- taken on the road!
We here at Andrew's Academy for the Armpit Arts believe in carrying our art forward. Therefore, we are extremely proud to announce the introduction of a groundbreaking new method. Register now and be one of the first to experience an exciting new course pioneered by our own Maestro -- "Armpit Noises Made Behind the Knee." Stop in any time of day to listen in on a practice lab.
Tuition rates are extremely reasonable as Master Andrew loves his art and has a passion for sharing it with others. Also, he is saving up for a Nintendo DS and will do pretty much anything for a quarter. Payment in fruit roll ups is quite acceptable as well.
Thank you for your interest in Andrew's Academy for the Armpit Arts, where we have been making joyful noises since 2011.
That's where Joshua learned that!!!! Bwa-hahaha! The armpit is obviously old school. But behind the knee? That was new for me. Andrew is apparently providing classes for free behind your back...or maybe I should check my stash of quarters.
ReplyDeleteSeth and Katey would both like to enroll. And, just this last weekend they insisted great-grandpa try his hand at this art form. Great grandpa was sad to learn that his skillz were rather rusty and wonders if Master Andrew might offer refresher courses for the elderly.
ReplyDeleteWhat an entrepreneur you have on your hands there...
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