One grandfather.
One grandmother.

Ten aunts, uncles, fiancees (ugh, we all hate that word), and "significant others."
Four "born" grandchildren.

Here is a video of our precious two-year-old daughter singing the classic Christmas song "Jingle Bells." As taught to her by her two big brothers. Holding a tinker-toy microphone. Wearing a dinosaur costume over fuzzy jammies. With no hairbow. In our extremely messy bedroom.
How well can you understand Adam-ese? See if you can translate the words/sayings below.
1. Edwoo
2. Wibby
3. Ooooh! I'm gettin' THAT!
4. Oooooh! Edwoo's gettin' THAT!
5. MooooOOOOoooooOOOm
6. Misser Fweeze
7. Skewwiken
8. Gridge
9. Backack
10. Wipe
ANSWERS:
1. older brother
2. younger sister
3. phrase uttered during EVERY toy commercial targeting boys
4. phrase uttered during Strawberry Shortcake toy commercials
5. maternal figure
6. favorite Batman bad guy
7. bones forming framework of human or animal body
8. structure which spans river or chasm
9. schoolbag carried on the back
10. color that is the "opposite" of black